Women don’t snore..

i fell asleep very early last night and recall having quite a nice sleep.

My daughter came in to my room this morning and said she went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and heard this very loud snoring. She thought perhaps it was the dog or I had a man in my bed (er awkward conversation) but then on closer inspection, realised it was me. 

I have never snored in my life but it appears I do now and like a bloody warthog to boot . I’m sure this is down to being older like the indigestion, slow metabolism and bad back. Then there’s random hair that grow out of your chin but thankfully veet sorts those little fuckers out! 

This year I feel like I grew up a lot. Being mid thirties is not so bad really 


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