I’m so bored of meaningless contrived online dating messaging-always the same old monotonous questions. What you looking for? How long you been single? What do you do? What do you like doing in your free time?
Answering the same questions over and over again is boring. How do you even fake that enthusiasm when you don’t even know the person? They might look great, but are they worth investing carefully thought detailed answers in?
How do people have the patience with this modern dating? It’s a fucking nightmare!! If you do have the patience I salute you.
Let’s skip to to good bit.
The early days where there’s attraction and we know a bit about each other already. The can’t keep our hands off of each other shagging like bunnies smitten stage. Fall out of the sky and in to my lap please because I’m lazy and I’m impatient and bloody fed up.